All games in one short paragraph

Here, ryg nails it:

why would you want sound and physics when you can have sparsely clothed ninja space marine amazon secret agents riding on chainsaw-hoofed flying pink stealth space unicorns through a brightly colored dystopian african urban jungle fantasy wasteland island state populated with mutated propaganda-spewing gas mask-wearing alien nazi zombie demons that entered this island planet dimension through a hellgate portal invasion triggered by a black magic freak teleportation experiment resonance cascade accident caused by a power-hungry mad scientist wizard evil genius working for a multinational corporation conspiracy of lawyers and weapons manufacturers without morals, and all that in its proper realtime dynamically lit globally illuminated deferred-shaded parallax-occlusion-mapped ambient-occluded shadow-buffered high dynamic range silky smooth glory?

Pretty much sums up the mainstream game industry!

3 Responses to 'All games in one short paragraph'

  1. Kayamon

    I want all that *with* sound and physics!

  2. Andrew

    haha, awesome :) can’t work many more tropes or cliché’s in there. Is one reason I am playing more and more indie games I guess!

  3. Adrian

    Can I get that toon shaded with a side of co-op?

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